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Funny things doctors say...  (Read 2770 times)

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Soooo I have heard alot of BS pretty much pulled out doctors butt holes basically as a way to make it sound like they know what they are talking about but really do not. This was pretty funny and I wanted to share it in all its awkwardness. lol

I went to my gyno today for my annual. I decided to tell her about my newest symptom of the muscle twitching down there in the vaginal region and well pretty much all over my body because I decided wth.. might as tell her maybe she can make some connections.

So she goes on to tell me this .. I will try to word it as she did:

"Welllllll I am figuring that your husband is not around right now so you are not sexually active?? sooo.. hmm.. how do I say this?.... I think its your body reacting to you being overly .... horny"   

boy was that uncomfortable.. I turned slightly red but went on to say... "well that is uhhh very..uhm.. innterestinggggg.. but no.. I dont think thats it because I have also pretty much lost my libido the past year or so" so then she went on to saying how maybe I need a psychiatrist or psychologist to help with that problem.... *rolls eyes*  lol... ugh.. but... it was a very typical appointment another doctor not wanting to put any peices together and make up some of the wierdest crap I have ever heard!!!!!  but at the same time kind of entertaining. I hadn't heard that one before!  Wink


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**Kristin**

First Struck with Anorexia on and off for about 6 years beginning in 1993. 1995 Diagnosed with GERD, IBS, Anxiety. 2006 Diagnosed with CFS, 2009 Diagnosed with Sleep Apnea and Circadian Rhythm Disorder and Hypoglycemia. 2011 Diagnosed with Vitamin D Deficiency and Hyponatremia. But... why?! I think I am one step closer to that answer ON my own. Your are your own advocate for your health! No one can tell you how you can or can't feel!
   

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ROFLMAO Dr Pepper out the nose on that one. Should not see that doc again tho. Last I checked, "horniness" does not cause vaginal muscle twitches. Orgasm - yes. Lack of orgasm - no. Sorry, I know its frustrating but that was funny.


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its ok.. in all its awkwardness I wanted to really LMAO.. too!! I just kind of shook my head and decided this was a lost cause!


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**Kristin**

First Struck with Anorexia on and off for about 6 years beginning in 1993. 1995 Diagnosed with GERD, IBS, Anxiety. 2006 Diagnosed with CFS, 2009 Diagnosed with Sleep Apnea and Circadian Rhythm Disorder and Hypoglycemia. 2011 Diagnosed with Vitamin D Deficiency and Hyponatremia. But... why?! I think I am one step closer to that answer ON my own. Your are your own advocate for your health! No one can tell you how you can or can't feel!
   

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LMAO freaking Doctors, some really do think we have no brains ........................... this one has to be the funniest though  Dance  Dance

You need a new Gyno big time...I think they got their degree from a breakfast ceral box  Big Grin

I'm glad you can see the funny side and make light of it Kristin  Big Grin despite not helping you she gave you the laugh that you so needed  Smile


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On a more serious note..........

Have you been constipated lately ? If so, maybe possible that excessive straining to eliminate has caused a muscle
strain in the vaginal area.   Question  Confused or a  pinched nerve.
Muscle twitches, like the eye ones etc are caused by a lack of magnesium, perhaps your low in this vitamin  Question

  

Just random ideas  Smile


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LMAOOO !
....Oh....wow... where do they these doctors from?? I'm sorry you had to go through that Kristin, that's definately on the top of the list for an awkward situation :crazy2


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yeah I have heard alota bull crappy but that one topped the charts...

as far as magnesium goes I did try to take some extra magnesium in the past and it didnt seem to help me much however I don't know if I gave it enough time to work.. so I may look into this again soon. Lately I have been on a diarrhea kick so no much for constipation yet I do get constipation alot so who knows. The twitching is everywhere even my nose!! man thats annoying!


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**Kristin**

First Struck with Anorexia on and off for about 6 years beginning in 1993. 1995 Diagnosed with GERD, IBS, Anxiety. 2006 Diagnosed with CFS, 2009 Diagnosed with Sleep Apnea and Circadian Rhythm Disorder and Hypoglycemia. 2011 Diagnosed with Vitamin D Deficiency and Hyponatremia. But... why?! I think I am one step closer to that answer ON my own. Your are your own advocate for your health! No one can tell you how you can or can't feel!
   

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Most car drivers get their licenses out of cornflakes packets, Doctor's get theirs from diploma mills!

Is it the twitch that makes your skin kinda go numb, or do they itch like all crap? I've had both types, with one, people give you strange looks, the other, you're scratching like a dog with fleas!


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LOL, thanks for sharing that.


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